Friday, September 3, 2010

Vacationing in Vilcabamba Ecuador

Vilcabamba is where wealthy new-age hippies come to die. Lucky bastards. Vilcabamba is spectacularly gorgeous with ideal weather and a cute little town with a talented affordable masseuse, more spas than you can frequent, and a few good restaurants.


It’s known as the valley of longevity because supposedly the inhabitants live to be over 100 and according to a creepy expat man we met in a hot tub who kept staring at my boobs while my boyfriend gave him the evil eye, it has some "special magnetic healing energy" which "flips your isotopes" and lies along some special imaginary line on the Earth.


I’m not really prone to believing things like this, especially coming from a man who claims his best friend is the CEO of Domino’s Pizza who is now leaving the pizza business to coach a college basketball team.

I’m more the type of person to believe the people here live a long time because they breathe fresh unpolluted mountain air and do things like eat vegetables and get plenty of exercise via building their homes, tending their animals and gardens, and hiking up the freaking Andes with 60 pounds of wood strapped to their backs, but hey, to each their own.

I wanted to tell this expat hot tub man this same thing, but I didn’t want to destroy his belief that he could live here in exactly the same sedentary way he did in the US, except with access to cheap labor composed of people who would do his cooking, cleaning, gardening, and maintenance work, eat steak and potatoes for dinner every night, smoke cigarettes and drink too much alcohol and somehow he’d miraculously live 30 years longer.

Anyway, Vilcabamba is full of this type of man and also full of older glamorous divorced or widowed women living there with their imported pedigreed dogs. And, I’m not knocking it! Seriously! I love Vilcabamba.

Well, I did after our first night anyway.

We arrived in Vilcabamba around 4:00 in the afternoon and found our hotel El jardin Escondido (The Secret Garden) and tried to check in. The receptionist was out and the really young girl who was covering for her had no idea where to find our reservation. No big deal. We decided to have a seat at the restaurant and wait, but nobody came to take our order. And they were open, we checked. We then asked the receptionist if we could just have a room, but she said no. After about half an hour someone finally took our order, an hour after that we got our food and still no receptionist.

Finally a man who had been there the entire time, and ended up being the owner, gruffly showed us to a room as if it was a huge inconvenience for him and we were obnoxious to have even arrived at all. The room had mold on the walls, a saggy bed, and was full of mosquitoes. We walked around the hotel and it looked as if he had given us the worst room in the place and most of the other rooms were empty. None of the staff was friendly or welcoming and the two owners were downright hostile. And we were honestly being extremely polite. Maybe it was because we are in our mid-twenties and they are ageists, but I would never recommend it to anyone.

The next morning we checked out and went to Madre Tierra, an old run-down resort about a kilometer outside town and stayed there for five nights in paradise.



The owners live in the states, but the people they have hired to run it are so friendly and helpful and nice we just loved them. The girl at the front desk is incredibly awesome and so is her brother.

The food is delicious - $5 for filet mignon for example. Here is a picture of the dining room.




The gardens are gorgeous and overgrown, the cabins are private with spectacular views, they scatter rose petals all around their spa and hot tub, the pool is refreshing, the pool table is cracked and bent and we played on it anyway, and…wait for it…they have wifi.




We didn’t want to leave, truly. It was just lovely and I highly recommend it. Thank you to all the staff at Madre Tierra.

Tips for Vilcabamba:

Stay at Madre Tierra and try to reserve a cabin on the hill. The owners were trying to sell it when we were there so it may have changed hands. Hopefully the new owners will keep the same people running it. If there's a super cute 17 year old girl at the front desk - be assured you will love it.

Right off the main square in town is a hair and nail salon and the woman who owns it does hour long massages for $15.

There is a restaurant called Timothy’s that has awesome burgers. Try the one with pineapple and barbeque sauce. Yum!

Do the horseback ride up to the top of the mountain peak early in the morning for spectacular views.

This is really a place to relax so bring lots of books, a laptop, and your ipod.

There’s a Tema office in town where you can buy plane tickets from Loja to Quito if you don't feel up to bussing it back up North.

1 comment:

  1. Vilcabamba looks soooo great! Thanks for the tips, I'll be sure to bring a good book when I visit!

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